Text Box: Normally, ChopperDave is not invited to weddings. This one was no exception. ChopperDave cleverly disguised himself as a regular member of society and slipped in to see RedRyan marry into Vrodboy’s immediate family. Could this be the end of RedRyan and the CBR2010? Will RedRyan tap into Vrodboy’s vast wealth, causing the sale of his Vrod? Only time will tell. Although there are no known photos of ChopperDave at this event, eyewitnesses claim ChopperDave tried to escape the paparazzi by losing them on the dance floor. The editor’s of Chopper’s Today believe this is rumor, however, we also are quick to point out that due to the type of mob scene found at this wedding reception, ChopperDave could have used drastic measures to keep from being noticed as he is somewhat of a recluse. The photos below were taken from ChopperDave’s camera phone and while small, grainy and somewhat out of focus, it is clear that RedRyan appears to be getting married to the WhiteRanger as YellowLeah (cleverly disguised as a bridesmaid) looks on. The shiny globe in the foreground of the picture on the left is Vrodboy’s melon. ChopperDave note: Vrodboy, RedRyan, WhiteRanger, BlueBrian and YellowLeah all cried during some part of the event. Generally, real bikers don’t cry.

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ChopperDave Attends Wedding

Text Box: With the start of the NFL season just around the corner, fantasy football leagues are everywhere. None will compare to the “We Have No Pierz” fanball league, with team owner and head coach, ChopperDave. Upon buying his team, ChopperDave immediately renamed the team the RoadKings and introduced a slick new logo (shown at right). With draft day less than a month away, the number crunching has begun and hopes are high at RoadKings headquarters. More will be reported as the season unfolds.

Upcoming ChopperDave events:

· V-Twins to Vermillion Venture, TBA

· ChopperDave’s Live for Leaves Run, TBA

· NFL football season

 
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ChopperDave Attends Wedding

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Football Team Purchase

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Upcoming ChopperDave Events

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SuperDave to Guest Host

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What TO Wear

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ChopperDave Out and About

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Bike of the Month (first look)

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Maintenance Corner

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ChopperDave Fan Club News

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