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Chopper’s Today

Text Box: Hell Frozen Over Bikers Blame Global Warming St Cloud, MN—ChopperDave is reporting that apparently Hell has frozen over. The picture at left, submitting by a fellow biker in Michigan, seems to prove this theory. Global warming (or lack thereof) is being blamed for this phenomenon, since there seems to be no other explanation for the temperatures to stay this cold for this long. ChopperDave is asking that you please do your part once decent riding weather has returned and expel as much exhaust emissions as you possibly can for the couple days of summer we are expecting in 2008 (provided you can still afford petroleum products by the time this is published).

Text Box: At the risk of being compared with Karen Barlow or Sven Whatshisname, ChopperDave has went ahead and predicted the weather for this spring and summer. Based on my expert analysis, so far it has sucked....and apparently it ain’t getting any better either. I am blaming global warming.

ChopperDave’s Riding Weather Color Doppler Storm Prediction Center

Pictured here are the current riding conditions in Minnesota and surrounding areas. I think this is why the Motor Company has come up with their latest marketing mantra: “Screw It, Let’s Ride”. Get yourself some HD (hunert-dolla) raingear and ride anyway.