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ChopperDave Says, “It’s Time to Ride!”

Apparently, God has alternate plans for Minnesota bikers.
Text Box: Text Box: Upcoming ChopperDave events: June 21, 2008 Alzhiemer’s Ride for the Mind, Royalton MN (this ride will be “rain or shine”) Due to the apparent effects of Global Warming, ChopperDave has suspended all other Official ChopperDave rides until the weather becomes remotely predictable. ChopperDave will host a number of impromptu rides in the meantime (weather permitting).

It’s Time to Ride

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Recent Ride Photo

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Upcoming ChopperDave Events

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Color Weather Radar

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Hell Frozen Over

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ChopperDave’s Education Corner

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ChopperDave Fan Club

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Bike of the Month

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Volume 3, Issue 1
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In a message to bikers everywhere, ChopperDave has declared it “Time to Ride” for the 2008 season.  However, the weather (which ChopperDave admits he has no control over and accepts no responsibility for) has been crappy for most of the 2008 spring.  Many spring rides have either been cancelled or simply sucked because it has been raining or cold enough to freeze your privates.

In an unrelated story, 93 octane prices have sent the total cost of filling the RoadKing to approximately $20.