Choppers Today

Text Box: ChopperDave Fan Club membership applications have been flat for the month of August. However, I have included a picture of this famous movie biker, played by Dennis Hopper in “Easy Rider”. If the applications do not pick up during September, this feature will be discontinued in future editions of Choppers Today.

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Chopper’s Today

Text Box: This month’s first question was raised mainly by male readers. “ChopperDave, why don’t you feature scantily-clad biker-chicks on your website more often?” ChopperDave sez: Scantily-clad biker chicks are only used if they are integral to point that I am trying to make or are part of the story. For example, if you haven’t done so already, take a look at the picture on the right side of this article. As the point I am trying to make is in regards to scantily-clad biker-chicks, the editors feel it is OK to use this picture. If, however, this article was ChopperDave’s Maintenance Corner, then this picture would have been inappropriate, and would not have been used. Hopefully, this clears up any questions, regarding scantily-clad,biker-chick pictures. “ChopperDave, ‘Why is the RKC so much cooler than the other riders cycles in the group, Specifically, Blue Brian and Red Ryan???’ ”

Text Box: Chopper’s Parting Shot ChopperDave knows that most people reading this have nothing better to do with their lives than read about the adventures of ChopperDave. However, fall is a good time to evaluate your life and determine just how you’re going to spend your time. As I see it, there are two paths you can go down. One way, you are watching others do things and wishing you would do more. The other way, you can’t figure out how you are going to fit everything into your life and spend most of your time having a blast. Think about it. It’s time to ride.

Text Box: ChopperDave sez: I’m certain there are some people who think crotch rockets are cool. It’s just that the RKC with its cool black and chrome with real flame paint scheme appeals to more people than does some chintzy red or blue plastic with some goofy stickers. Maybe some chrome or a scantily-clad biker chick on the back of your bike will help your “coolness”. Other than that, there’s not much you can do. Thanks for your questions, and keep them comin’. But now,... Let’s Ride!