Text Box: The internet can be educational.  For example,
 while reading ChoppersToday you are probably learning things you didn’t know before.  If you are only looking at the pictures, that’s OK too, because every picture tells a story.  You are again learning something.

If reading ChoppersToday is how you get ALL of your information, that could tilt your view of the world since ChopperDave tends to write in a biased fashion.
For those of you pursuing your doctorate degrees, (and those who aren’t for that matter) be mindful of the average reader of ChoppersToday.  Many people can’t read well and are happy that ChopperDave doesn’t use too many big words. To enhance your vocabulary, simply continue reading to page 5 where ChopperDave has put together a word puzzle for you to work on.

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Chopper’s Today

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Welcome to the Ride!

Text Box: The Bike of the Month for September has been  preempted by the garage floor artwork pictured at left.  For the guy that has everything, a painted garage floor is the cats pajamas.  Taken a step further, this garage floor borders on “over the top cool.”  It appears that SOMEBODY doesn’t have enough to do...
The only thing missing is a cool little parking puck underneath the Gangl-Glide jiffy-stand.
Text Box: What Not To Wear
Text Box: Pictured at right is a rider at the Bonneville Salt Flats after his full length leathers were ripped during a previous run.  While this may seem like a good idea to shed some weight during a top speed run, going 150+ miles per hour with nothing but a speedo
Text Box: and sandals on could prove extremely hazardous in the event of a wipeout.
On top of that, nearly all motorcyclists look ridiculous in a speedo.  At least he’s wearing a brain bucket!
Text Box: Pictured above is another piece of artwork being worked on at the world headquarters of ChoppersToday.  Pending approval from ChopperDave, this new logo may adorn all future ChopperDave apparel.  This fall (just in time for the Holiday season), ChopperDave will release the 2007 line of ChopperDave riding gear...well, T-shirts anyway.  Tag lines are being hashed over as you read this.  A couple of the frontrunners are “Welcome to the Ride”, and “RoadKings Rule” , although  the “Be Afraid” line will continue to be sold for another year, as sales haven’t been as brisk as planned.
Text Box: ChopperDave’s Education Corner