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Text Box: Dates Set for ChopperDave’s Southern Wisconsin Tour
The last ChopperDave Wisconsin tour of 2006 will leave from Donahue Harley Davidson in Sauk Rapids at 9:30am on Friday, September 22, 2006 and will travel through Taylors Falls and stop in LaCrosse, WI.  Saturday’s ride will take participants into Iowa and end in Red Wing with a side tour of the Treasure Island Casino and the Frank Caliendo show.
Sunday’s return trip will be long and boring.
Text Box: ChopperDave’s Puzzler #1

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Chopper’s Today

Is the RKC a bus?

ChopperDave rides the RKC from Clear Lake to Buckman so he can see the Gangl’s cool garage floor art and then ride with Brian and Lori to the bar in Pierz.  However, the GanglGlide has broken down and they must use only the RKC to get to Pierz.  ChopperDave and Brian will not ride together fearing anyone who sees them riding together will question their sexuality.  Riding three-up is also out of the question, for a lot of reasons.

Given this set of facts, how can all three of them get to Pierz on the RKC?  (Try to solve without cheating...good luck!)

Solution:

The solution is simple, yet far-fetched if you have a good grasp on reality. First. Brian and Lori ride to Pierz (you must be able to assume ChopperDave will allow anyone to ride his bike).  Once there, Brian stays at the Bar in Pierz while Lori very carefully rides the RKC back to Buckman (Here, we must also assume Lori has secretly passed the MMSF course and has her license).  When she gets back to Buckman, ChopperDave takes over the controls and Lori hops on the back to ride from Buckman to Pierz.  Once everyone is at the bar, Brian buys everyone a beer, but Lori pays for it.

Eventually, Brian walks home to work on the GanglGlide.  Later, June comes to Pierz with the Envoy, picks up Lori to take her home and ChopperDave rides to Clear Lake on the RKC.

 

Text Box: Vtwins to Vermillion Tour “Sold Out”
The first ChopperDave-endorsed tour of South Dakota for 2006 will leave St Cloud, Minnesota before 3:00pm on Friday, September 15, 2006.  The ride will pass thru Raymond, Granite Falls and then turn south toward I-90.  
Saturday, RedRyan will lead a 200 mile tour of some of the finest roads Southeastern South Dakota has to offer.  Vrodboy has been appointed ride captain for this ride and invitations to other riders have been extended, although none have been known to be accepted.
Sunday’s return trip will be long and boring.